Ah. The smell of new wood and fresh paint. The store yawns and welcomes you in with gently smiling jaws. Shelves and shelves of over-priced bait wink at you: screws of all sizes, ornate door handles, ceiling fans with vintage light shades, rainbows upon rainbows of paint chips—glossy! Matte! Premium quality!
“I just need flooring for my home in Mount Holly. I just need flooring for my home in Mount Holly.”
Over and over again you repeat this mantra to yourself, as if it will keep you from spending an hour mulling over which paint roller is the best one to re-paint the trim on your pool house (the trim is inside, but the pool house is outside! Inside roller or outside roller? Which to choose?!). And that’s assuming you don’t get stuck pondering the stacks of fresh seductive wood. You could use a dog house. You don’t have a dog. But in case you ever did get a dog, it would be good to have a dog house. Right? Right?
‘Flooring for my home in Mount Holly’ has died down to a whisper now. The overwhelming clamor of new, shiny, and overpriced has drowned out what you need. In this case, it might be what your wife needs. Heaven forbid you forget the flooring and come home with the back of your pick-up filled to the brim with lumber and fans and screws, but no flooring.
It’s a scam, and a distraction. You are better than this! You are going to go to a commercial flooring center and pick out the perfect flooring for your home in Mount Holly. You will:
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